BONGO LUISA LOPEZ FITZGERALD
OCCUPATION: sun conure
AGE: two years
GENDER: sweet little velcro girl
HOBBIES
1. yelling and screaming bloody murder
2. crawling down human's backs beyond their reach followed by relentless screeching at any attempts at removal
3. destroying mouse pads
4. shredding newspapers in record time
5. kamakazi attacks and divebombing
6. using beak as a pair of plyers on nearest available finger, hand or object
7. destroying cages and demolishing toys
8. avian burglar alarm
9. bathing under the bathroom faucet and then shaking off the water on the nearest human
10.wreaking havoc
11.tossing nuts , fruits and veggies onto the floor
12.loudly cracking seeds and talking to herself in the middle of the night
13.attaching to various people and objects like an embedded deer tick and refusing to be pried loose
14.avian fingernail clipper
ENDEARING BIRDIE QUALITIES
1. has Avian PHd in cuddling
2. has Masters Degree in Velcro Birdery
3. will eat practically anything including ham and cheese sandwiches, sardines, turkey, manicotti, wood, cottage cheese and fruit, hamburgers, and the occasional MacDonald's happy meal. Favorite food is PIZZA.
4. human preening expert
5. will look you in the eyes with that wonderful conure stare, puff up and initiate about 34-50 kissy noises in a row.
6. laughs her head off at appropriate times
7. extensive avian vocabulary
8. will wrestle and play kicky feet on her back on various surfaces while quacking.
8. Rises on her feet, stretches out her neck, puffs up all her feathers and sways back and forth and up and down with a VERY strange, glazed look in her eye. This behavior can be illicited by mooing loudly at her
9. speaks aratinga in several different languages
1. yelling and screaming bloody murder
2. crawling down human's backs beyond their reach followed by relentless screeching at any attempts at removal
3. destroying mouse pads
4. shredding newspapers in record time
5. kamakazi attacks and divebombing
6. using beak as a pair of plyers on nearest available finger, hand or object
7. destroying cages and demolishing toys
8. avian burglar alarm
9. bathing under the bathroom faucet and then shaking off the water on the nearest human
10.wreaking havoc
11.tossing nuts , fruits and veggies onto the floor
12.loudly cracking seeds and talking to herself in the middle of the night
13.attaching to various people and objects like an embedded deer tick and refusing to be pried loose
14.avian fingernail clipper
ENDEARING BIRDIE QUALITIES
1. has Avian PHd in cuddling
2. has Masters Degree in Velcro Birdery
3. will eat practically anything including ham and cheese sandwiches, sardines, turkey, manicotti, wood, cottage cheese and fruit, hamburgers, and the occasional MacDonald's happy meal. Favorite food is PIZZA.
4. human preening expert
5. will look you in the eyes with that wonderful conure stare, puff up and initiate about 34-50 kissy noises in a row.
6. laughs her head off at appropriate times
7. extensive avian vocabulary
8. will wrestle and play kicky feet on her back on various surfaces while quacking.
8. Rises on her feet, stretches out her neck, puffs up all her feathers and sways back and forth and up and down with a VERY strange, glazed look in her eye. This behavior can be illicited by mooing loudly at her
9. speaks aratinga in several different languages
