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Excerpt from "My Human My Slave"

182 hilarious pages in a hard-cover book for all bird lovers, young and old alike.

 

 "My Human My Slave"

... is a hilarious book that addresses the growing need for parrot/ masters and their human slaves to co-exist in a loving, nurturing atmosphere. Thirteen million birds have human slaves, worldwide. Many humans have been abandoned or passed from home to home because there has been no guide for communications between master and slave.

... provides the remedy. It is a program of human behavior modification. This wonderful program is fully detailed in this well-written, farcically descriptive text. Additionally, this text will help its readers to find the right slave. In this way, problems can be sidestepped altogether. It also explains which humans not to consider as slaves, and why.

... explains the way humans grow and develop, as well as how behavioral problems can start. This book explains "bite aversion therapy" and how and when to apply it. Case studies and a thorough examination of pertinent issues add considerable interest to the text. These and other special features make this one of the most indispensable reference books you will ever find.

... is the only book to ever approach this subject from the viewpoint of the parrot/master. It will make an earth-shattering difference in how parrot /masters view and relate to their slaves, and will end forever the problem of poor unwanted and neglected slaves spending their days in their rooms, totally ignored by their parrot/ masters.
DO NOT ORDER. THE BOOK IS OUT OF PRINT!!